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THE THING

$THING

we don't talk about it

CA: PASTE_CA_HERE

BUY ON PUMP.FUN X / TWITTER TELEGRAM

DO NOT FEED

NOT A DOG

PROBABLY ALIVE

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?

nobody knows.

it just showed up.

it is not a cat.

it is not a dog.

it is not a bug.

IT IS THE THING.

we don't talk about it.

UTILITY
NO

PLAN
NO

TEAM
WHO?

AUDIT
LOL

● LIVE FEED — DON'T WATCH

CENSORED

PHASE 1
CREATE THE THING

PHASE 2
NOBODY KNOWS

PHASE 3
DON'T ASK

PHASE 4
???

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